thranduart:

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

agentsama:

wokandroll:

i want to sit in a kissing booth at a fair and as soon as someone pays, i’ll hold up a sign that says “ER” against the main sign. suddenly it becomes a kissinger booth. think you’re going to get a kiss? wrong. get ready to hear about US foreign policy during the Nixon and Ford administrations.

Sounds like my kind of booth

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.

vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

raditztheradish:

jadeb0t:

FOR THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER YOU TOO CAN HAVE M-M-M-MAXIMUM CLEAVAGE 

STEP 1: VICTORIA’S SECRET PUSH UP BIKINI. FOR THIS ONE TIME ONLY, NAME BRAND COUNTS

STEP 2: GATHER YE OLD STUFFIN SOCKS

STEP 3: PUT THE MAKEUP IN YA CLEAVAGE

STEP 4: STAND UP STRAIGHT. CHEST OUT. SUCK IT IN.

STEP 5: OH OH OH IT’S MAGIC

real talk tho I have a fairly normal chest/C-cup which in all reality is probably only a C because my rib cage is so friggin big BUT this works for me so i have faith this could work for any size chest GO FORTH AND WORK IT

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

reinkakou:

sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?

reinkakou:

sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?

blowjcb:

flirting

blowjcb:

flirting

holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot