Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography
i want to sit in a kissing booth at a fair and as soon as someone pays, i’ll hold up a sign that says “ER” against the main sign. suddenly it becomes a kissinger booth. think you’re going to get a kiss? wrong. get ready to hear about US foreign policy during the Nixon and Ford administrations.
Sounds like my kind of booth
im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.
Write this on my tombstone
#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge
FOR THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER YOU TOO CAN HAVE M-M-M-MAXIMUM CLEAVAGE
STEP 1: VICTORIA’S SECRET PUSH UP BIKINI. FOR THIS ONE TIME ONLY, NAME BRAND COUNTS
STEP 2: GATHER YE OLD STUFFIN SOCKS
STEP 3: PUT THE MAKEUP IN YA CLEAVAGE
STEP 4: STAND UP STRAIGHT. CHEST OUT. SUCK IT IN.
STEP 5: OH OH OH IT’S MAGIC
real talk tho I have a fairly normal chest/C-cup which in all reality is probably only a C because my rib cage is so friggin big BUT this works for me so i have faith this could work for any size chest GO FORTH AND WORK IT
too turnt w/ this baguette
sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?